- If I were a month, I would be: October
- If I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday
- If I were a time of day, I would be: 2 AM, totally
- If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
- If I were a sea animal, I would be: penguin counts, right?
- If I were a direction, I would be: West
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a big, comfy bed <3
- If I were a sin, I would be: either Sloth or Gluttony
- If I were a historical figure I would be: Alexander The Great
- If I were a liquid, I would be: rain
- If I were a stone, I would be: a Tiger's Eye
- If I were a tree, I would be: Willow
- If I were a bird, I would be: a hum